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Since everything closes at 4 in Iowa, there is nothing to do in this ghostly state. People's idea of fun in this state is: drinking, cow tipping, possum kicking, flannel friday, tractor racing and counting how much corn they have in their backyard. Therefore, Iowa stands for:

I.O.W.A= Idiots Out Wandering Around
When you see 3 people walking around aimlessly, just remember they live in Iowa and people that live in I.O.W.A are idiots out wandering around.
by bbuc20 January 13, 2012
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Booring. Don't compare us to New York. We're the last to get anything. People think we're "quaint" like a traffic jam to us is 10 cars behind a tractor rolling down the highway! Dude...ok, I'm from Iowa...and *I* think that's pathetic!!! THAT'S WHY I LEFT!!!
To the people who made coments 3 & 4...thanks for showing what fine MORONS come out of Iowa.
by NeoMatrixJR October 14, 2006
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The Cornfield of No Return, where children CAN run away and not starve, because they can live on bacon and corn. But they're just going to get raped by all the sex offenders, anyway.
Bob: I'm so sick of life. I'm going to kill myself.
Fred: How're you going to do it?
Bob: I'm going to go to Iowa and die of boredom.
by Katie #42 February 28, 2006
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One of the fifty nifty united states which absolutely blows except for the University of Iowa, which is the coolest, most awesome, hottest girl containing, university in the US! Home of the Hawkeyes and rated in the top 5 for party schools. Also famous for football tailgating and coining FAC.
Iowa would be shit if it weren't for the University of Iowa.
by Herky September 26, 2005
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An early U.S. experiment in criminal reform and psychological treatment. In the 1800's, eastern U.S. states sent their most deranged and mentally incompetent criminals to a remote land reserve, later known as Iowa. Treatment officials tried various behavioral-modification techniques to reform and rehabilitate the deranged lunatics. Sadly, the program worked to no avail. Eventually, rampant inbreeding and subsequent off-the-charts retardation took over the population. Officials decided that the best course of action was to isolate the Iowans (Sioux for "criminally insane") from the rest of the U.S. population. Accordingly, the officials established social engineering programs and propaganda to trick the Iowans into believing that their state has relevance in order to keep them from leaving the state and polluting other, more hospitable U.S. states.
Do good in school, or you'll end up in Iowa.
by I-L-L December 04, 2006
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Iowa, kinda like Delaware but nowhere near the water.
by ThunderMummy October 27, 2005
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1. n. The most boring place in the entire world, where the most exciting activity is watching the grass grow

2. n. The state in the union that would have the highest suicide rate in the nation if not for the curse of the undead, which prevents those who commit suicide from actually dying until the end of time
1.
Kenny: I have to go to Iowa.
Bob: Oh, you mean hell.

2.
Jack: This is the third time I've shot myself! Why the hell won't I die?!

Nicole: You're in Iowa! What the hell did you expect???
by Arkangel July 28, 2005
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