The Cornfield of No Return, where children CAN run away and not starve, because they can live on bacon and corn. But they're just going to get raped by all the sex offenders, anyway.
Bob: I'm so sick of life. I'm going to kill myself.
Fred: How're you going to do it?
Bob: I'm going to go to Iowa and die of boredom.
Fred: How're you going to do it?
Bob: I'm going to go to Iowa and die of boredom.
by Katie #42 March 1, 2006
An early U.S. experiment in criminal reform and psychological treatment. In the 1800's, eastern U.S. states sent their most deranged and mentally incompetent criminals to a remote land reserve, later known as Iowa. Treatment officials tried various behavioral-modification techniques to reform and rehabilitate the deranged lunatics. Sadly, the program worked to no avail. Eventually, rampant inbreeding and subsequent off-the-charts retardation took over the population. Officials decided that the best course of action was to isolate the Iowans (Sioux for "criminally insane") from the rest of the U.S. population. Accordingly, the officials established social engineering programs and propaganda to trick the Iowans into believing that their state has relevance in order to keep them from leaving the state and polluting other, more hospitable U.S. states.
by I-L-L December 4, 2006
One of the fifty nifty united states which absolutely blows except for the University of Iowa, which is the coolest, most awesome, hottest girl containing, university in the US! Home of the Hawkeyes and rated in the top 5 for party schools. Also famous for football tailgating and coining FAC.
by Herky September 26, 2005
a state in the is that every person is either a dunk, a druggy, a nic addict, or all of the above. no one has anything to do there so they all just get messed up
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by LongRodVonHugenDong#1 April 26, 2011