Intextication

Sending text messages while intoxicated.

"Dude, your level of intextication was AMAZING last night! I could barely understand half of the messages you sent me!"

by Mad Ange September 15, 2008

Intextication

Like intoxication from drinking, if you are texting you are unable to do things well that you normally can do without thinking about it much, like walking, bike riding, or driving a car. Texting distracts you from what you should be focused on and results in slips, falls, crashes, accidents, and sometimes death.

"The train engineer was convicted of causing the train derailment due to intextication that caused him to disregard warnings, alerts, and the other oncoming train." - www.Intextication.com

by Textless May 22, 2009

intexticated

Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.

"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."

"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."

by Courtney Terry May 24, 2007

intexticated

Driving while texting on a cell phone.

The police pulled over Susie because they had suspicion she was intexticated.

by LeviLover March 8, 2009

intexticated

A state in which someone attempts to walk and compose a text message at the same time. Lack of attention paid to the walking portion causes stumbling, loss of direction, and pedestrian collisions.

John was so intexticated that he didn't see where he was going, and slammed right into his boss.

by Industries February 15, 2008

Intexticated

Describes the act of someone losing their social behavior due to being entranced by a mobile device.

With the rise of smart phones, it seems that everyone - whether they're walking down the street, sitting in a restaurant, or even hanging with friends - has become intexticated with their mobile device… they don't even notice what's around them anymore.

by Dolfi August 28, 2014

intextible

Derives from "insensible."

When someone pulls out their cell phone and completely ignores you while you're talking.

Todd: "I have a truly heartwarming story for you, Drew. I was saving small children from a massive wreck on highway I sixty-four and-"

Drew: "Hold on. This fruit gusher had more filling in it than usual. Let me text Kate and tell her."

Todd: "What an intextible son of a bitch!"

by bubastis March 6, 2010