dirty ingrid

a moldy toenail you find under your bed 3 years
later.

I was moving out of my house when I found a dirty ingrid in my room.

by fat_donut June 13, 2020

Stunning Ingrid

A lady companion for lonely gentlemen. Now with real pubes and a bicycle repair kit. Three holes for your pleasure, made quite small to suit the gentleman of ... ahem... smaller stature.

"Ingrid! Why are you crying?"
"She's not crying sir, she's just full."

by Ro Hunter Turbo April 13, 2005

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Ingrid's Wall

A place where any number of debaucherous statements will be posted on a daily basis. Visiting is like going to Mos Eisley You know, the most wretched hive of scum and villainy...

Oh damn! did you see what they wrote on Ingrid's Wall today??

by trentr42 January 24, 2011

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Mary Ingrid

Mary Ingrid is a beautiful person. She has top tier humor and she deserves the world so much! Her chinky eyes and plump lips are her best features. I love Mary Ingrid so much

person 1: "do you know Mary Ingrid?"
person 2: "yeah she's so handsome"

by zztulog September 28, 2021

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Round people. A being that resembles the blueberry from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Ingrid Hamburgers usually attempt to be hxc and has pit sweats which can be seen from 50 feet away. The stench can be smelled from 80 feet. Ingrid Hamburgers are scene queens gone completely bad! (completely demented to the max) The ingrid species
tend to wear melting eyeliner causing the hamburger to eventually go blind.

Person 1: Oh no someone ate my 300 hamburgers.
Person 2: IT WAS INGRID HAMBURGER!!!!!!

by im a hustlaaaaaa March 2, 2007

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