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while its not really made of skin like the other definitions said, its actually made of keratin, which also makes up your hair and (of course) your fingernails. also, as a side note, keratin is also what makes up rhinoceros horns
teacher: hey, kids, did you know that your toenails are made of magical candy?
gullible child: really?
teacher: no!
by wierd al April 03, 2005
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Hardened discs on the tips of the toes that protect the toe. Females like to paint their toenails all different colors.
Samantha painted her toenails red, then she stuck them in my mouth, and I began to suck on them. For the next hour, she made love to me with only her red painted toenails.
by Seth March 26, 2004
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Toecovers
Bob: So this one day, I got really stoned and ran around trying to figure out the meaning of my toenails, man. And I was like: "Toecovers!"
Joe: Dude, get some help.
by Frankie made us do it July 10, 2008
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this describes a person who is stuck up someone elses ass, (so far up that all you can only see their toenails)
Person 1: Look he's pure stuck up her hole!
Person 2: Haha, Toenails
by JF-Toenails August 25, 2009
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A sexy bit of skin found on the end of (usually female) toes.
be a good boy and i might let you paint my toenails said gemmaa
by gemma's foot slave March 05, 2005
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The remnants of a once packed weed pipe, a stale hit
(guy # 1) Is there anything left in that thing?
(guy # 2) Nah I think it's toe nail.
by Brian Couto January 25, 2008
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A guy that you think might be nice and have really good intentions that ends up being a fucking liar or an asshole. The toenail is ugly and smelly and not worth your time.
*see ingrown toenail
He said he would call but he didn't, what a toenail
by AMTcgy July 24, 2005
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