A process of thinking that is based fundamentally on a few simple steps:
1) Be wrong. If at any time you think you may be right, you have exited the bounds of Ingrid Logic.
2) He who is inferior is always right. If you are the third wheel in a two-person argument and are choosing a side, always make sure to come to the rescue of the weaker party.
3) Deny all attacks on your credibility. Anyone who says you're wrong cannot be right because in your mind, you are NOT wrong.
4) Discredit opponents of Ingrid Logic. If, God forbid, anyone calls you out on suspicion of applying Ingrid Logic, attempt to prove that they themselves are wrong with such clever lines as "no" and "you're mean."
5) Once Ingrid Logic, always Ingrid Logic. You must always resist attempts to convert you into an intelligent person by constantly denying being wrong in the first place. If one were to apply too much pressure in attempting to smartify you, just agree with them but continue to use Ingrid Logic.
If a user of Ingrid Logic is encountered, DO NOT attempt to argue with him/her. Scientists at MIT found in a 2006 study that Ingrid Logic is infallible. Interestingly enough, this is the same study that found the leading cause of brain aneurysms.
1) Be wrong. If at any time you think you may be right, you have exited the bounds of Ingrid Logic.
2) He who is inferior is always right. If you are the third wheel in a two-person argument and are choosing a side, always make sure to come to the rescue of the weaker party.
3) Deny all attacks on your credibility. Anyone who says you're wrong cannot be right because in your mind, you are NOT wrong.
4) Discredit opponents of Ingrid Logic. If, God forbid, anyone calls you out on suspicion of applying Ingrid Logic, attempt to prove that they themselves are wrong with such clever lines as "no" and "you're mean."
5) Once Ingrid Logic, always Ingrid Logic. You must always resist attempts to convert you into an intelligent person by constantly denying being wrong in the first place. If one were to apply too much pressure in attempting to smartify you, just agree with them but continue to use Ingrid Logic.
If a user of Ingrid Logic is encountered, DO NOT attempt to argue with him/her. Scientists at MIT found in a 2006 study that Ingrid Logic is infallible. Interestingly enough, this is the same study that found the leading cause of brain aneurysms.
John: Dude, I'm so pissed.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
John: Well, I got into an argument with Wheelchair Willy. I kept telling him that JFK was assassinated, but Willy insisted that he died in '89 of a heart attack.
Sam: Well? What happened?
John: Ingrid was walking by and overheard the argument. Once the Ingrid Logic kicked in, I knew I had lost the argument.
Sam: So what did you conclude?
John: JFK died in '89 of a heart attack.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
John: Well, I got into an argument with Wheelchair Willy. I kept telling him that JFK was assassinated, but Willy insisted that he died in '89 of a heart attack.
Sam: Well? What happened?
John: Ingrid was walking by and overheard the argument. Once the Ingrid Logic kicked in, I knew I had lost the argument.
Sam: So what did you conclude?
John: JFK died in '89 of a heart attack.
by maxthndr September 29, 2006
An amazing indie musician from Staten Island, New York. She currently has two albums released; Slow The Rain and Girls And Boys. Her most popular song titled The Way I Am was featured on the Old Navy sweater commercial in winter of 2007. Several of her songs have also been featured on TV shows such as Grey's Anatomy and The Hills.
by Tskate July 11, 2008
A female Ivan Dunno.
Person 1: Whoa! Check out that hot babe!
Person 2: No one knows who she is. She's a total Ingrid Dunno.
Person 2: No one knows who she is. She's a total Ingrid Dunno.
by Blurry October 28, 2006
Ingrid is the God of « la Religion du Rire ». She is kind, caring, beautiful but most importantly she is funny. Ingrid also laughs abusively.
She can also laugh when it’s not really the time but everyone still loves her.
She can also laugh when it’s not really the time but everyone still loves her.
Person 1: Ingrid Tabardel got in trouble for laughing to much.
Person 2: Hahaha that’s not a surprise!
Person 2: Hahaha that’s not a surprise!
by hello_45639 October 2, 2018
when you catch your mom sitting on your dad's face while she’s on her period and you decide to join in and give your dad a blowjob.
I heard a sound in my parents room last night, and when i walked in i caught my sister doing a dirty ingrid.
by jakereggae July 3, 2020
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