A girl who is often finding herself sitting or sleeping in the window. She bakes great cakes and often finds herself in the company of retards.
Person 1: Wow! Who is that sleeping in the window?
Person 2: It must be an Ingrid.
by bro4gouujjkk May 9, 2017
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the love of my life omg omg omg she is so hot pls notice me ohmygod. I am so mad that she has a gf i wish it was me pls notice me ingrid. Idc if our relationship is illegal ITS FINE just notice me mommy. anyways. She's so perfect her smile OHMYGOD i can't.
"im in love with ingrid."

same. we all are.
by barfgirlxo69 November 23, 2021
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A jobless flop that will never make it out of asexualism. sits alone at lunch because she’s neurodivergent (loser) and the only people she talks to are the janitors. is really good with her throat 😍😍😍(bulimia) and is really tall and can pick you up (she’s 5’0)
by asexualism November 22, 2021
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the pengest girl going, often has gorilla grip cooch with scented fanny drip
friend:“what’t wrong mate?”
other friend:“my willyswollen from ingrids puss-power”
by putin deeper February 27, 2021
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