Inception'd 

When you see a friend on a night out and you plant the idea of a venue for going out the next night. Then the following day they post on facebook saying they are going to the very same venue, as if it was their idea.

Cheeky 5th tonight?

I planted that idea in your head last night, you got Inception'd.

Inception'd by Standerbitch March 12, 2011

Dictionary Inception 

When you look up the meaning of a word and the definition uses a version of the same word.

You: "I wonder how one would define leadership?"
Dictionary: "Leadership: (n) (lee-der-ship) the ability to lead."
You: "Well, that was insightful. Dictionary Inception at it again."

Dictionary Inception by uttersmacker July 21, 2012

Indention deficit disorder 

A writer's inability to properly break large blocks of text into paragraphs, thus causing readers intensely painful eye strain. It's a true disorder.

When Richard started his rant about social anxiety, he wanted to include as many details, knowledgeable ramblings, amusing anecdotes, and examples of his brilliance as possible. To stop this flow of thoughts with punctuation would seem like a stifling act of cruelty, so his indention deficit disorder made him keep the the words flowing, in an endless stream. It was neverending, verbose, random, and yet full of ego and intellect at the same time. It was very hard to follow, and heads exploded as lesser brains try to stay on task and follow the stream of words as they trickled across the page like a black and white pattern of useless letters with no sight of white space anywhere on the page. No breaks, no breathing room...

Indention deficit disorder by TX Starfish March 2, 2009

Ingestion defense 

A reason given for a failed drug screen

When called into the manager’s office and informed of his failure to pass

a random drug screen, the Staten Island ferry worker replied in a panic stricken voice
“It’s not my test, it’s not my test.”

“What do you mean it's not your test? I’m sorry but the procedures and protocols are standard and the custody chain is valid. You failed for cocaine use,” replied the manager.

“No, no I don’t use cocaine, I was blowing Ricardo the ship yard worker and I ingested it. He does cocaine, I don’t” cried the deckhand.

“Oh, so you are claiming the ingestion defense?” asked the manager.

Ingestion defense by PEARKAY April 24, 2014

Post Ingestion Depression 

A depressed feeling after you have indulged in a delightful treat.

Post Ingestion Depression i.e. "I know I shouldn't have eaten that"

"Mmmm this tastes so good...a few minutes later...I'm fat why did i eat that."

Post Ingestion Depression by SummerGirlOO13 July 25, 2013

Hot Brain Injection (Double Dose) 

When a girl is going down on two guys at once and they both blow their loads simultaneously in her ears

'what did you say? I just got a hot brain injection. I can't hear shit!' said Lisa

Hot Brain Injection (Double Dose) by Buzzsaw Jones March 17, 2005

Inception Fart

When someone farts into another persons butt. The other person mixes the fart around inside them, then farts it back out. It is a fart within a fart.

Sharon: "baby, I want us to move our relationship to the next level...I think we should create something together."
Ben: "I love you Sharon, but I don't think I'm ready for kids yet."
Sharon: "kids!? No! I want us to make an inception fart!"

Inception Fart by Mattybizzle September 19, 2013