A fake secret society and idea created by people that believe that mediocre to bad artists, actors, etc was made in order to explain why these people are in the industry, as they are so ignorant to the fact that sharing the music video (We Cant Stop) commenting how bad it is, and talking about it on heavily viewed forums does nothing but put it in hell. Instead it promotes it, and so in music videos and movies show "illuminati" symbolism like 666, or the all seeing eye to promote it as people will talk about it and more will know and promote its existence, also they probably like to piss you off. And they will put more stuff like sex, money, etc. in it that knows it will make white christians cringe in church pants. There is no "waking up" its you being stupid. And no im not a celebrity initiating into a belief that a devil figure will give me money, sex and fame now but will put me in hell later instead of believing in god that requires my life to be shitty in order to worship him and put me in heaven as an award for my suffering. (Also, if good music isnt mainstream, why dont you share and talk about it all the time about your findings?)
Clarence: Oh my goodness, have you seen that slut Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video? It's so horrible, it must be the Illuminati. It's not like there's metaphors or anything in it, I have to focus on "sluttiness"

Head of every Christian Forum: Oh yes, i must tell everyone how slutty and nasty she is even though the Bible clearly tells me not to judge.
by Ohshtpleasedontkillme13328 November 02, 2013
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the Illuminati is a secret orginazation of the most powerful and influential elite in the world.They go back for centuries and maintain the same bloodlines.They set up the council on forign relations,the bilderberg group and the tri-laterial commission.those 3 groups all meet to plan the fate of the world.They consists of international bankers,top government officials,leaders in the energy cartel and media monopoly owners and have control over the U.N. and unesco.their subdivisions reach into everyones daily life without most sheeple even being aware of it. They also have ties to the freemasons,skull and bones, and the knights templar.their ultimate goal is for a one world government which they will control,also a one world currency,and they want control and ownership of all land,property,resources and people.Also they manipulate political parties,and the legal and illigal drug trade and federal agencies related to all matters listed above.
rockefeller foundation,ford foundation, carlysle group,J.P.Morgan,oppenhiemer,kuhn leub,federal reserve system and many others involved. check out bloodlines of the illuminati and new world order
by New Rising Sun May 31, 2005
The Bastards who killed Michael Jackson to prevent him from Revealing the truth about the New World Order on July 8th,2009 during his concerts.
The Illuminati has also killed Tupac, Bob Marley, and John Lennon.
by TheTruth102 July 30, 2009
Elite masters of deception who want to control your mind, soul, and your body, and rule the entire world.
"Illuminati want my mind, soul, and my body. Secret society, tryin to keep they eye on me." - LL Cool J
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ November 03, 2009
Something ignorant people deny exists.
conspiracyarchive.com is a great website where you can find out more about the illuminati.
by mista conspiracy April 25, 2005
a product of human fear based dellusion.
A theory for those that need somthing to blame for the state of the world rather than admit it be the simple result of centuries of human stupidity.
"oh no, it cant can't possibly be that human habits force us to blame anyone but ourselves for everything that is bad in the world,.. there must be a big, bad, mean organisation conspiring to fuck things up for us. Lets call it 'the illuminati'"
by smeghead18 March 04, 2009
They control everything.

If you don't have a girlfriend, don't have a real job, spend at least 90% of your waking life in front of a monitor at least one hundred times your dick length, and run a blog.
Man 1: "My cat died."
Man 2: "IT'S THE ILLUMINATI AT WORK!!!!!!"

Man 1: "The first black President in history has just entered the White House."
Man 2: ""HE'S NOT BLACK! THAT'S WHAT THE ILLUMINATI _WANT_ YOU TO BELIEVE!!!!!!!"
by saycheeze August 19, 2009
The rulers of this realm and many others like it. They are completely unseen, highly influential and possibly dangerous. Their ultimate prime directive: To reduce the surface population as much as possible so that control of the entire world can be easily administered and consolidated into one government. All this will be done through fear, over consumption, death from unnatural causes, man made (Hurricane Katrina) natural disasters, famine, Economic Disorder,Civil and Domestic Disorder, International Disorder,and ceaseless war.
High Gas Prices - $4.65

War On Terrorism- 6,000,000,000.00

Hurricane Katrina- 100,000,000,000.00

Milk- $5.65

Getting Drafted For World War 3 because of Illuminati Prime Directive- Priceless
by Slade Technics November 29, 2006
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