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A mistooken organization, that failed to exist from 200 years ago. The illuminati was actually a good foundation, that lead to success and victory in the French revolution.

These days, the illuminati is to be known as still "active", when really the illuminati were actually full of Christians, and was a good society to help keep peace and order when all was going mad.

But, the Illuminati was later shut down, after the French Revolution as you see, noone really needed them anymore.

So now, we have idiots walking around going "ERRR ILLUMINATI IS IN EGYPT, I SAW DER PYRAMERDS!" Which is false, and idiots that flash that illumanati sign around in their music videos are idiots as well.
Person 1: "JAY-Z IS IN DER ILLUMINATI I HEARD HIM SAY HE WORSHERPS THE DERVIL LOLZ!"

Person 2: Your an idiot, the illuminati died years ago. It's called satan worshipping you darn fool.

Person 1: "LOLZ U IN THE ILLUMINATI TOO?"
by TheRapper123 March 14, 2012
 
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Means "Enlightened" in Latin not "Eliminate" idiots. The Illuminati is apparently some bs conspiracy theory many believe because apparently anything with a triangle is a conspiracy. The Illuminati are apparently this ultra tight cult that has influenced foreign policy and will one day bring New World Order and make a one world Totalitarian regime and put subliminal messages all over the media we use and apparently somewhere Free Masons fit in all of this. This is stupid because if you were a cult trying to take over the world would you hide subliminal messages all over the internet and in other medias? No you wouldn't especially if people recognized it. There's no way that a one world government could even be likely to happen anytime soon. The Illuminati was actually a group of scholars and scientists the Catholic church around the 15th century employed but when this groups experiments and philosophical principles went against the church at the time the Catholic church marked them as a satanist cult and the Illuminati went into exile.
"It's a Pyramid dude! Illuminati!"
"No dude it's a triangle you retard, it's very common and a really good structure for buildings"
by Mrawesomesauce101 June 10, 2013
 
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A fake secret society and idea created by people that believe that mediocre to bad artists, actors, etc was made in order to explain why these people are in the industry, as they are so ignorant to the fact that sharing the music video (We Cant Stop) commenting how bad it is, and talking about it on heavily viewed forums does nothing but put it in hell. Instead it promotes it, and so in music videos and movies show "illuminati" symbolism like 666, or the all seeing eye to promote it as people will talk about it and more will know and promote its existence, also they probably like to piss you off. And they will put more stuff like sex, money, etc. in it that knows it will make white christians cringe in church pants. There is no "waking up" its you being stupid. And no im not a celebrity initiating into a belief that a devil figure will give me money, sex and fame now but will put me in hell later instead of believing in god that requires my life to be shitty in order to worship him and put me in heaven as an award for my suffering. (Also, if good music isnt mainstream, why dont you share and talk about it all the time about your findings?)
Clarence: Oh my goodness, have you seen that slut Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video? It's so horrible, it must be the Illuminati. It's not like there's metaphors or anything in it, I have to focus on "sluttiness"

Head of every Christian Forum: Oh yes, i must tell everyone how slutty and nasty she is even though the Bible clearly tells me not to judge.
by makevelithedon November 02, 2013
 
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The Illuminati is an ancient secret society that seeks to bring about a New World Order based on the principle that everyone has it within them to literally become God; and thus raise humanity to a level unparalleled in the history of mankind.
"We are the Illuminati. We are the messengers of the True God. Our sacred mission is to bring humanity into full union with the True God so that there is no longer any distinction between the human race and the divine essence. We are able to show how this can be achieved using Einstein's theories of special and general relativity, and quantum mechanics. It's time for humanity to open its eyes and see the divine light for the first time. Our religion is called Illumination. We have emerged from the shadows to cast the light of Abraxas, the True God, on this benighted world; to bring Illumination - enlightenment - to everyone.
by armageddonconspiracy.co.uk February 24, 2011
 
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The Illuminati secret Freedom fighters that has been around for millennium seeking to enlighten the world and stop the Old world order Ran by Freemason Dictatorship bastards that have Deceived the world into thinking they are Illuminati that is not the case they are the Astor Family, Bundy Family, Collins Family, DuPont Family, Freeman Family, Kennedy Family, Li Family, Onassis Family, Reynolds Family, Rockefeller Family, Rothschild Family, Russel Family and the Van Duyn Family they have created almost every religion out there and they are all full of lies don't believe me do your own research. I hope you have become enlightened and awake to the world around you with this information my brothers and sisters. And Freemasons if you see this you've been found out you bastards.

Sources
armageddonconspiracy look that up and look up does the Illuminati rule the world? and click on the yahoo link
The Fake Illuminati lie, oppress, corrupt etc
by The Real Savior May 15, 2013
 
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A bunch of assholes who decide for the world beyond it's will
A: What word comes too your mind when you hear about wars , financial meltdowns etc.?
B: Illuminati
by Another random guy September 18, 2012
 
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A pretend secret society that conspiracy theorists believe are trying

to take over the world. Also believed (?) to be behind the mutder of every famous person in the last decade
Most of todays music stars are showing their membership of the illuminati by the images in their videos
by liveintherealworld December 18, 2013