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Used to describe a jewish troll
Ignore him, he is being a total Ison
Ison by pepsidoc August 17, 2023
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Ison • iSONEWS • isonu • Isondra • isonette • isong • isoni • Isonia • Isonide • isonil
after sex with a beautiful woman and while still in bed, to longingly look down the hall at your shop vac
She was awesome and hot in every way but I was still isoned.
ison by Mr Miracle September 10, 2007

Haley ison

a great wounderful woman that you just want to be around all you can..... she is perfect to most and can take alot. she is also very loving and isnt very shy about anything unless she is going to be introduced to your family or have to read something in front of people... she is just the best woman a man could ever know and you would be stupid not to take a chance with her if you got one!!!!
Haley ison by CMSgtLohr April 16, 2011

jack ison 

Ben was being a jack ison last night
jack ison by MyDadsABaldCunt November 28, 2016

Jon Ison 

The most masculine and sexually arousing male ever to roam the planet
Person 1: Hey did you see Jon Ison today?
Person 2: *cums*
Jon Ison by WillThatGuy June 5, 2024

Ma Deuce is on the Loose! 

Ma Deuce is on the Loose is military slang, for the effective use of a M-2 .50 heavy machine gun in combat.
The sappers try to cut the perimeter wire, but they get cut down when Ma Deuce is on the Loose!
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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