When a bunch of faggot muj
bury explosives, such as C4, mortar rounds, artillery shells, grenades and such in sandy streets. The bomb is set off remotely by a pussy muj
hiding somewhere when either a mounted or dismounted Coaltion patrol passes by.
These events are usually recorded and put on the web, set with radical Islamic chants in the backround and the triggermen screaming "Allah Akbar!", which means "God
Very, very popular in Iraq, but now is turning up in Afghanistan.
IED's are for pussies! If you're a real martyr
come out and shoot at us, you pussy muj
Improvised Explosive Device- Currently one of the only effective means that lame ass Middle Easterners have at attack Coalition soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Fucking Haji tried to get me with an IED but he set it off too soon, so we shot his ass anyway.
An I.E.D is an 'Improvised Explosive Device'. These are in use in Iraq and most combat areas. Highly deadly to any sort of vehicle, armoured or not.
Did you see what happened to that robot minesweeper when it hit that I.E.D?
An IED is a female that at first appears to be average looking but upon further investigation turns out to be quite disgusting. The term IED joined the popular lexicon after the release of the movie The Hurt Locker (in reference to the improvised explosive devices used by insurgents in Iraq and Afghanistan). These explosives are well disguised by making them look like items you'd commonly see along the side of a road. Similarly, busted girls strategically hide their true appearance to get innocent guys to take them home (e.g. sunglasses effect
, makeup, lack of light at the bar). To the dismay of the soldiers who happen upon them on the battlefield, as well as the gentlemen who happen upon them in bars, IEDs are not what they appear and end up exploding. Of note, IED is the logical evolution of the terms "grenade" and "landmine" used in the popular reality TV show The Jersey Shore.
Allan woke up in horror this morning when he discovered that he went home with an IED last night. While extreme caution could have possibly prevented Allan's mishap, once he consumed his seventh shot of vodka, he became a prime target for IEDs.
uncontrollable waist down gyrations toward the building support structure
Rich is so sore from I.E.D.'ing
Can often be confused with IBC (root beer)
Man1: "Hey go grab me an IBC from the basement."
Man2 * enters basement, thinks IED?, comes back up * "When the hell did we start building bombs down here?"