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jackson : what’s IDF?

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Israel Defense Forces

One of the best armies in the world. They are so used to dealing with terrorism, that the U.S. had to copy their security measures in airplanes and airports. Every Israeli male and female must serve in the IDF for at least two years.
The IDF is currently building the Security Fence to give the terrorists a harder time to get to Israel.
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Incompetent Dumb Fuck - a person that is highly arrogant and ignorant.
Transformer was on fire and he insisted on pouring water on it, what an IDF.
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IDF stands for Israeli Defense Forces. Many mistake it to mean they defend Israel from invasions and attacks when in essence they instigate invisaions themselves and launch attacks on unsuspecting victims. The IDF has been implicated in many massacres over the years. Most of which have not made it to mainstream news outlets because of Pro-Israel lobby groups.

The IDF gets most of its funding from the United States. U.S. tax payers are often, unknowinling, fund this immoral and inhumane war machine, one of the region's most ruthless armies.

The IDF bombed a house killing most of its young occupants, some were babies less than a month old.

by Adam Becker March 4, 2007
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Israel Defense Forces (IDF)
The IDF's duty is to defend Israel. Their main threats are the following: Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad and Iran. Both men and women from all across Israel enlist to protect their country.
“Where there’s no road, the IDF paves one, no bridge, they build one, no answer, they find one. For them, no distance is too far, no ocean too vast, no mission too complicated. They get the job done.”

“The IDF is committed to operating against any threat targeting Israeli civilians.”
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I Don't Fuck!

Something one may say accidentally when he/she (usually a he) is overwhelmed to an extent it affects his brain judgement.

The greatest fear of every man.
Hot ass babe: Hey sexy, you look hot, how about I give you a party.
Bobby: ..*drooling* .I.. Dont... Fuck!
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Irish Defence Force

Founded in 1922, the Irish Defence Force is the rightful owner of the abbreviation IDF at least in the defence force world seen as the Israeli Defence Forces were founded in 1948.
IDF doesn't mean Israeli Defence Force! It means Irish Defence Force!
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