Hursch 

A mysterious, tall, hairy british guy. With no limits and smells like curry. He has the best hair flip ever, and will talk without talking. He is very talented in the art of weed.

You don't need ecstasy, just get a Hursch!

Hursch by amandajohnson March 5, 2011

Alex Hirsch 

The god of entertainment and imagination. His true origins are unknown, he presents us a fabrication about California, but the most popular theory is he was created when Disney noticed that they completely sucked balls and made a deal with a dream demon to make something worth watching be made. They were given an entity known as Alex Hirsch, and Gravity Falls was born.

We all went to the temple of Alex Hirsch today to present our offerings of gratitude.

Alex Hirsch by Dabster Habster August 20, 2016

hurtchadickweed 

Bomb ass fucking cannabis covered in crystals and skunky as hell. The purple Northern Cali buds that true stoners like myself smoke everyday. Shit that can literally give you a hernia.

Man I was puffin' A LOT of hurtchadickweed outta the glass bong and coughed so fuckin' hard that I gave myself a hernia.

That hurtchadickweed dropped my intestines straight into my nutsack.

hurtchadickweed by $crooge May 19, 2006

Hirsched 

The act of being tickled by a crimpled arm in places you can't imagine.

Anthony seemed like a nice man, until he Hirsched me.

Hirsched by Zombie Jonathan January 31, 2008

Emile Hirsch

one of the most beautiful, talented actors on earth. Stars in movies such as Lords of Dogtown, Imaginary Heroes, The Emperor's club, and many more.

Emile Hirsch is amazingly gorgeous.

Emile Hirsch by oiuyawsdefbbvns November 4, 2006

alex hirsch 

A brown-headed, 28 year old who looks like the goat guy from Narnia. Creator of Gravity Falls. In the Illuminati.

"You know. Alex Hirsch? The goat guy from Narnia?"

alex hirsch by taylorswiftishot13 February 6, 2014

hersch 

To take notes for extended periods of time which may result in frustration, depression, insomnia, fatigue, pain, diarrhea, ulcers, death, or etc.

Student #1: Hey did you finish hersching yesterday?
Student #2: Yeah, it took six hours!

hersch by hersching August 28, 2011