Hump Trump

To be interrupted in the moment of intercourse. This interruption ruins the moment. Similar to the cock block, but during sex.

Guy 1 - "Dude, not only did her friend unsuccessfully try to cock block me all night, when I finally put it in her I got a phone call from my mom."
Guy 2 - "Man, your mom hump trumped you!"

by conbonjovi December 10, 2009

Hump Trump

someone farting while another person if giving them anal

yo i was fuckin' my gf and she Hump Trumped me!

by TwilightNight01 September 10, 2016

Hump n' Trump

Hump n' Trump =

When you have a one night stand / hookup with a sane person but stay over and have to pretend to be a Trump supporter to make a swift, guilt-free exit first thing in the morning.

'Oh we went home together and I shouldn't have stayed the whole night but I hump n' Trumped my way out of there.'

' I want to ask this girl to date me but I think she'll Hump n' Trump me.'

'He did the Hump n' Trump before the news paper hit the door step'

'I did the Hump n' Trump, felt bad, but really I'm all for Sanders...'

by Bojrezo June 13, 2016

Trump Humped

The act of a person taking a pussy picking it up an eating the whole thing.

You Trump Humped someone so don't say a thing

by TRUMP=SUICIDE November 14, 2016

Trump hump

The action of sexually assaulting married women and than saying that you respect women.

My brother always trump humped.

by Memestealingwhore October 09, 2016

Trump Hump

The act of putting cheetos on your partners ass then slapping it creating an orange dust.

Andy was feeling freaky tonight so he decided to give his lover the TRUMP HUMP

by Kabab MAN September 30, 2020

Trump Hump

When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.

He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.

by Kal2731 October 07, 2021