2) adj. a person who is unable to make the effort to CALL the pizza company. and ends up eating leftover spaghetti because quote: " Its too much effort to pick up the phone and call Dominoes. I'd rather just find something in the fridge and microwave it...well, maybe in few hours I will."
"Dude, freshman get on my nerves, they're too howard to go to the cafeteria to get lunch on Saturdays."
Also, a Sophmore who acts like said freshman
"You're so howard, I mistook you for a fish"
anyone over 350 pounds
"watch out, another howard is walking up to the buffet line"
Great in bed. He regularly assists women in viewing the insides of their eyelids as they hold on for dear life while he tongue lashes them. Afetr women are blessed to receive the oral affects of Howards they frequently think of him while pleasuring themselves with something large due to the fact most Howards are gifted not only with their tongues but below as well.
"look how that guy eats his ice cream...I bet he gives good Howard!!"
"No fear, Tarquin; Howard has slipped the surly bonds of Earth, and is dancing the skies on laughter-slivered wings, before smashing Jerry back to 1914. Two World Wars and One World Cup. Huzzah!"
or shouting "Howard" at a good looking person in front of mates to confuse the person but amuse yourself and your friends.