1) n. a person who is too lazy to Boil Water so that he can eat dinner. A Howard will go for Minutes without food because no one heard him yell, "Hey can I have some of Your soup, I'm too tired to cook my own."
2) adj. a person who is unable to make the effort to CALL the pizza company. and ends up eating leftover spaghetti because quote: " Its too much effort to pick up the phone and call Dominoes. I'd rather just find something in the fridge and microwave it...well, maybe in few hours I will."
a College Freshman.
"Dude, freshman get on my nerves, they're too howard to go to the cafeteria to get lunch on Saturdays."
Also, a Sophmore who acts like said freshman
"You're so howard, I mistook you for a fish"
anyone over 350 pounds
"watch out, another howard is walking up to the buffet line"
A man of great character;misunderstood in general
Great in bed. He regularly assists women in viewing the insides of their eyelids as they hold on for dear life while he tongue lashes them. Afetr women are blessed to receive the oral affects of Howards they frequently think of him while pleasuring themselves with something large due to the fact most Howards are gifted not only with their tongues but below as well.
"I just was in the bathroom and Howard myself off the shower seat!!"
"look how that guy eats his ice cream...I bet he gives good Howard!!"
You get kicked in them.
Directinos will track you down to your howards, he's like a GPS.
the epitome of James Bonds wishes and desires.
In Casino Royale, Daniel Craig really nailed the role. Yeah, what a howard!
Timothy Dalton did a hell of a job but he was no howard.
A man who exemplifies every proud and historic archetype of the British gentleman. A hero, who, in the face of certain death, would casually caress his handlebar moustache before stoically climbing into the cockpit of his Spitfire with a tumbler of Scotch - damning Jerry for his most inconvenient timing - and proceed to deliver the jolly-most thrashing to the impending Boche in the name of Queen and Country. Gaw' Bless.
"I say, is that Jerry
flying against the wind towards Trafalgar Square?!?!"
"No fear, Tarquin; Howard
has slipped the surly bonds of Earth, and is dancing the skies on laughter-slivered wings, before smashing Jerry back to 1914. Two World Wars and One World Cup. Huzzah
A means of disguising the phrase "I would" when identifying a person who could be deemed as 'shaggable
"ooo, look at her over there, Howard"
or shouting "Howard" at a good looking person in front of mates to confuse the person but amuse yourself and your friends.
Term used to identify the person served last at a restaurant. Usually the one who has to say "No its OK, don't wait. Start".
"I dont want to be the howard - I'm ordering the salad"