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thoughtful 

Look at that jar with a brain in it. It sure is thoughtful.
thoughtful by RobertOldhead December 11, 2007

Thoughtful Farmer 

Someone who "fertilizes" other people's farms.
John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
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Thoughtful thug

Someone who is incredibly thoughtful towards the people they care about, but they will go HAM on someone who hurts they peeps
Ashley is such a thoughtful thug. She brought me coffee but the barista tried messing up the order so she had to deal with them
Thoughtful thug by ThoughtfulThug December 25, 2016

Thoughtful Gift 

A "Thoughtful Gift" (usually said on Christmas or Birthday) is when someone states they got you a "Thoughtful Gift" but in reality they probably got you something cheap and useless. Oh and obviously very very CRAPPY.
M: "Hey Hunny, I got you a very thoughtful gift!"
D: "Thanks but no thanks. I got enough of those already."
Thoughtful Gift by tiredofXmas December 25, 2010

thoughtful trance 

when one is in a deep or emotional state to where they are in peace to think about a special someone.

thoughtful gag 

A sarcastically meant phrase describing the ridiculousness of a spiteful comment, potentially with sexual undertones or crass intent.
"He seemed to really like you!"
"Nah, he was just interested in you. He was just a thoughtful gag, trolling the bar for some ass."
thoughtful gag by CoffeeMoogle October 9, 2014