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1. (verb) To eat non-stop without feeling full.
2. (noun) Slang for an all you can eat restaurant in Surrey.
1. "My heart is racing, I'm feeling so Howard, and I'm still eating!!!"
2. "Hey let's all go to Howard's for dinner."
by 1172490 June 23, 2011
To smash an egg over ones self whilst wanking.
Things got a bit sticky last night after i had a Howard.
by Switch01 February 09, 2009
This common surname derives from the phrase "Hog Warden", the name of one of the most important of the Officers of an English Feudal Manor. (Sources: an online document dating from Feudal England and a segment of the late John Ciardi's wonderful radio program.)
My brother's name, strangely enough, was Howard.
by Phil I. Buster September 25, 2010
Slang for male testicles, penis, or both usually used in a negative manner.
You're such a howards.
by rebarama January 12, 2011
To smash an egg over ones self whilst wanking.
I know you like to Howard but have you ever done a Howard Kirkwood. It it the bomb. Until you have to poop later.
by slicknes1977 November 03, 2010
When an altruistic chap has blown his beans up his lady friend, but takes advantage of his last few seconds of penile hardness to generously give her a couple of extra pushes for good luck. A "little Xtra", named after bespectacled building society mouthpiece Howard off of the Halifax adverts. If the pushes are administered up the bird's dirtbox, it is called a Howard Brow, thus using the poor fellows full name for cheap comic effect.
Here comes the Howard! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG Who gives you Xtra!?
by Hali37 August 10, 2010
1. Hand-Wrist Assisting Robotic Device

2. The average boy that likes the feeling of his everyday clothing; jacket, pants, etc. The Howard rarely changes his usual clothing of choice. The one that is called by many nicknames and can change appearance year to year.
ex.1) scientist: Hey! Bring over the HOWARD to my workstation! I need help with my handwriting.

ex.2) Look at that guy over there.
WOAH, it's a Howard!
Howard Liu
by FooFoo the Bunny March 02, 2009