Slang for male testicles, penis, or both usually used in a negative manner.
You're such a howards.
by rebarama January 12, 2011

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When an altruistic chap has blown his beans up his lady friend, but takes advantage of his last few seconds of penile hardness to generously give her a couple of extra pushes for good luck. A "little Xtra", named after bespectacled building society mouthpiece Howard off of the Halifax adverts. If the pushes are administered up the bird's dirtbox, it is called a Howard Brow, thus using the poor fellows full name for cheap comic effect.
Here comes the Howard! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG Who gives you Xtra!?
by Hali37 August 10, 2010

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HOWARD
1. Hand-Wrist Assisting Robotic Device

2. The average boy that likes the feeling of his everyday clothing; jacket, pants, etc. The Howard rarely changes his usual clothing of choice. The one that is called by many nicknames and can change appearance year to year.
ex.1) scientist: Hey! Bring over the HOWARD to my workstation! I need help with my handwriting.

ex.2) Look at that guy over there.
WOAH, it's a Howard!
Howard Liu
by FooFoo the Bunny March 02, 2009

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Southwestern Wisconsin term for someone who is full of themselves when it comes to physical fitness, usually is the biggest suck-up around their friends parents, girls, teachers, coaches, etc. Follows in the footsteps of the stereotypical Jewish person but doesn't have very good street smarts. This person is also addicted to pornography and may talk about sex quite often even though they aren't partaking in sexual activity themselves except for excessive masturbation.
As a kid in school is trying to flirt with the hottest girl by explaining how much weight he lifts another group of kids are explaining how much of a howard he is.
by coachskinny February 22, 2010

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when a person gets angry and has a spaz
hes chucked a howard once he ran into the tree
by gordon the mofo October 15, 2006

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1) n. a person who is too lazy to Boil Water so that he can eat dinner. A Howard will go for Minutes without food because no one heard him yell, "Hey can I have some of Your soup, I'm too tired to cook my own."
2) adj. a person who is unable to make the effort to CALL the pizza company. and ends up eating leftover spaghetti because quote: " Its too much effort to pick up the phone and call Dominoes. I'd rather just find something in the fridge and microwave it...well, maybe in few hours I will."
a College Freshman.
"Dude, freshman get on my nerves, they're too howard to go to the cafeteria to get lunch on Saturdays."
Also, a Sophmore who acts like said freshman
"You're so howard, I mistook you for a fish"
anyone over 350 pounds
"watch out, another howard is walking up to the buffet line"
by Phoebator February 09, 2008

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a scruff that lives on a council estate and wears the same clothes 5 times a week and doesnt get a bath.
*scruff walks in the room*

You Shout: Howard!!
by plopo111 July 02, 2007

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