Houtman 

last name given from an alcoholic father who raises everyone else's children, except his own and loses his son while trying to race a airboat down the river while holding a beer in each hand

daddy houtman says "stupid kid. just go to the orphanage"

Houtman by AndreaKristeen January 15, 2009

houtman defense

A defense mechanism used in a political debate that consists of turning the argument into a stereotype about mexicans and other hispanics, or using the stereotype as a parallel to push a point across.

Alex knew he was losing the arguement about rednecks voting bush into office, so he used the houtman defense and simply said well illegal immigrants drive our fruit picking industry.

houtman defense by Eric Miller September 30, 2007

flameo hotman 

a greeting for fellow Fire Nation people as used by Aang in Avatar the Last Airbender

Kuzon: Hey, Aang
Aang: Flameo hotman!

flameo hotman by flameohotman August 4, 2020

houtmaster 

One who has mastered all that is computer. Similar to l33t and hax0r but a step above even that.

I am going to houtmaster your computer, ezez 1337 b1zchtes.

houtmaster by Roberto Pepe September 28, 2006

Houman 

To be tall sexy and charming, usually associated with a tall and fit person with light brown skin, brown eye and an IQ exceeding 10000. People who disagree with this are usually short English or weird Asian Girls e.g. Japanese girls.

O my god guys that Persian guy is such a Houman.I wish I was a Houman.I wish I had a Houman boy friend.I wish I could go out with Houman.

Houman by Aylar Dianati Lie February 12, 2009

houtan 

sexy , senseless , icy boy with the most beautiful eyes on earth ! he is tall and has perfect body that every girl dreams about it. unfortunately taken (by his bitch wife). I wish he’ll get divorced ! andddd , maybe he works at icecream shop. (God knows) :D

wow: omg it seems like you are houtan

houtan by unknown lover of him :) August 16, 2018

hotmantic

when a person is romantic but in a very hot and horny way.

A: Babe, I love you so much, u're so hot and cuddlly, come here.
B: Oh bae, you're so hotmantic.

hotmantic by macarina_s2 June 20, 2022