by idontcareokkk December 24, 2011
Spread-out city that is sweaty and stinks, (so I don't know how anyone can say it's the best place to work out), near a place they call a beach that really looks like a 3-yr-old's sandbox where they puked up their lunch, where every hick-ass drives his big-ass "texas-sized" pickup truck, and therefore thinks he owns the road, and where everyone has to have a hurricane escape route so they can avoid spending 24 hours on the interstate to drive to Dallas, where living really isn't as cheap as people would like to think it is (unless you're okay living in a crack-house apartment complex, or a really nice, cheap house NEXT to the the crack-house apartment complex due to no zoning laws), where they don't have any concept of what grass REALLY looks like.
So you got the nation's biggest med center...big fucking deal. Try finding something better to brag about...George Bush and Ken Lay are from Houston...oh wait...they're both idiots!
So you got the nation's biggest med center...big fucking deal. Try finding something better to brag about...George Bush and Ken Lay are from Houston...oh wait...they're both idiots!
by Midwesterner trapped in Tex-ass July 25, 2006
America's most rundown city. Just driving from either Bush International or Houston Hobby airports reveals the truth that while this a business town, she is one ugly skank. Residents are uneducated and thuggish, for the most part. Even the most upscale mall, the Galleria, is geared towards people who can't afford to shop there. Nightlife? What nightlife? Just because you slap a sign on a tired-looking building doesn't make it upscale. Washington Ave? Ghetto fabulous. Rice Village? Ugly strip malls backed up to each other. Montrose? This is an embarrassment for anyone who identifies as gay. What a complete mess and dump.
Poor Houstonians try so hard to lumped together with NYC, Chicago and LA, but fail miserably. Houston is the forgotten red-headed step child who is ignored and ridiculed behind her back. She's fat (fattest city in US), she's uneducated (low number of residents with college degrees), she's ugly (just drive around and you'll agree), she's flat (not a hill in sight). Did I mention she's violent, too? Look at the crime stats.
The only reason to visit this place is to see your aging Grandma Maria or just to change planes onto a much better destination. Nothing comes out of Houston except a bunch of hot air. Please stop telling me that you can get cuisine from any country. The same can be said about any city in America.
Official motto of city? Houston - It's embarrassingly cheap for a reason...come see why
Poor Houstonians try so hard to lumped together with NYC, Chicago and LA, but fail miserably. Houston is the forgotten red-headed step child who is ignored and ridiculed behind her back. She's fat (fattest city in US), she's uneducated (low number of residents with college degrees), she's ugly (just drive around and you'll agree), she's flat (not a hill in sight). Did I mention she's violent, too? Look at the crime stats.
The only reason to visit this place is to see your aging Grandma Maria or just to change planes onto a much better destination. Nothing comes out of Houston except a bunch of hot air. Please stop telling me that you can get cuisine from any country. The same can be said about any city in America.
Official motto of city? Houston - It's embarrassingly cheap for a reason...come see why
Houstonian: Hi, I'm Juan and I'm from Houston.
Person 2: Really? That place is boring dump of a city.
Houstonian: We have the second most Fortune 500 companies in the country.
Person 2: Gee, where do I sign up?
Person 2: Really? That place is boring dump of a city.
Houstonian: We have the second most Fortune 500 companies in the country.
Person 2: Gee, where do I sign up?
by Houstonator January 16, 2012
The most boring city on earth, not kidding, and one of the ugliest, just a bunch of oil, conservative brats, more SUVs per capita than any city. Once you get past the 610 loop, it's just sprawl for miles and miles. Most of Houston is a ghetto, but the farther out you go, the less true that is. Most Hispanics and Orientals live where the White people lived 20-100 years ago, since all the white people now live in Spring, Tomball, and those other shitty snob towns. Pretty soon those will become ghettos, Houston may become so big, one day it will swallow the world whole.
The only good things about Houston are...
It never snows
Cost of living is ridiculously cheap
Beautiful ladies come from there (Hilary Duff, Beyoncé, Megan Fox, etc)
The people are warm and friendly
The only good things about Houston are...
It never snows
Cost of living is ridiculously cheap
Beautiful ladies come from there (Hilary Duff, Beyoncé, Megan Fox, etc)
The people are warm and friendly
by wahtever123 February 8, 2009
A boring city in eastern Texas with no sidewalks and the fattest people in the US. It does have some ghetto places though and a lot of hispanics especially Salvadorians and Mexicans
by Texan chick June 14, 2005
Also known as Satan's Asshole where your encaged in the hands of fast food restaurants and schools filled with illiterate imbaciles.
by joTHAIStoise April 10, 2007
Named after the Overwatch League Team, Houston Outlaws, the word Houstonable means going 0-2 against a team, then losing the game 3-2, since Houston outlaws do this so repeatedly against other teams, the word Houstonable has been adapted to the watchers of the OWL.
Person 1: Hey, did you know that the Miami Mayhem is going 2-0 against the San Fransico Shock?
Houston Chad: Houstonable.
Houston Chad: Houstonable.
by BootyBouncer694201420 September 23, 2022