Horse Apple 

Horse Shit
A Piece of shit from a horse.

I stepped in a horse apple.

Horse Apple by Mcrakin August 2, 2006

horse apple 

One of those strange, green, spiny fruits that only horses eat.

- What the hell is this green spiky thing?
- Oh, that's just a horse apple

horse apple by Juice Jones December 9, 2008

Toothless horse eating an apple 

The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.

Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.

Toothless horse eating an apple by Eleven Tails December 19, 2019

horse apples 

horse turds

Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?

horse apples by zachwolff October 17, 2003

Horse Apples 

Horse poo, scat, shit, doo-doo, turds, crap, etc.

Smart Person: Watch out for those horse apples!
Dummy: What?! Ew! I just stepped in poop!
Smart Person: Told you so.

Horse Apples by hellothereiamyou March 15, 2010

horse apples 

obsurdity

Now that's just horse apples.

horse apples by blingsnap123 May 8, 2009

Tree House Apple Juice

Any bodily fluid produced by a human reproductive organ.

“Your tree house apple juice is sweet.”

Tree House Apple Juice by Imsaltycracker January 3, 2026