14 definitions by Eleven Tails
When you're having sex with your girl and you're about to finish, you pull out, say something to piss her off, then you shoot your cum into her eyes and make your escape while she's blinded, like a squid shooting ink at a predator.
"I accidentally called my wife by my girlfriend's name during sex and had to give her a Squid Squirt before she could strangle me."
by Eleven Tails September 1, 2018
"I saw a video of these two guys tying a knot. It killed a part of me, and not a little part, a BIG part."
by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020
The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.
by Eleven Tails December 20, 2019
To be sexually aroused by controversy and arguments. A trait of internet users who spend a lot of time arguing and get off on the conflict. It can involve simply following controversial stories, then grow into prowling through the comments section. Their subset depends on the kind of content they post. A keyboard warrior will self-righteously give their own honest opinion, knowing that it will likely turn into an argument, and proudly die on their hill. An internet troll will say whatever they think will piss off the most people, even if that is not their view, though they are usually racist, sexist, and lacking empathy in real life.
Guy 1: "Last night, I saw this new article about abortion, and I couldn't resist. I dove right into those comments."
Guy 2: "You are such a dissentophile. Seriously, it's not healthy."
Guy 1: "Relax, I'm not a troll. I just wanted to see what people were saying."
Guy 2: "You are such a dissentophile. Seriously, it's not healthy."
Guy 1: "Relax, I'm not a troll. I just wanted to see what people were saying."
by Eleven Tails October 31, 2019
A post-sex state of being filthy with the sweat and fluids of your partner(s), can also depend on their general hygiene and how often they have sex.
When your thirst has been completely quenched.
When your thirst has been completely quenched.
"Ugh, when that soggy thot whined at me at Coachella, I could smell the jizz in her hair."
"That was the nastiest orgy ever. I was so soggy afterward that I needed a chemical shower."
"If we're going to have sex again, turn on the AC. This summer heat made me way too soggy last night."
"That was the nastiest orgy ever. I was so soggy afterward that I needed a chemical shower."
"If we're going to have sex again, turn on the AC. This summer heat made me way too soggy last night."
by Eleven Tails March 31, 2020
"I just heard that your brother was run over and killed. I'm so sorry. At least he's in a better place."
"If it was Truck-kun, he definitely is. He's probably already started learning magic and building his harem."
"If it was Truck-kun, he definitely is. He's probably already started learning magic and building his harem."
by Eleven Tails September 1, 2018
1. An alternate way of saying "pain in my ass".
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.
1. "This whole day has been one big Jalapeno Enema."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."
by Eleven Tails February 22, 2020