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something nameless, visceral, and able to be literally or figuratively chewed upon.
interjection: "Hooners!"
hooners by beand May 26, 2010

Hooverson Heights 

AKA, Heroin Heights.
A small little village that is considered a part of Follansbee, West Virginia.
Full of heroin junkies, liars, theives, fools, and drug dealers. The majority of the population spend their time sitting on their fat asses, drinking RC cola, and smoking Pyramid cigarettes. Everyone knows everyone because they all get together and shoot up heroin and RC cola mixed together. Most of the people who reside on Hooverson dont have a job or a car, so they steal from their friends and familes and sell their possesions at the nearby pawnshop for drug money.

Things you often see on Hooverson Heights:
-People walking with a case of cheap beer
-Used hypodermic needles
-Young children stealing lawn ornaments
-Ambulances, cop cars, and firetrucks
Hey man, that girl must live on Hooverson Heights, she just tried to sell me some heroin.

Tits like hoovers 

When a females breasts have gone so far south its like they have been sucked on by a hoover for a extended pairod of time. The breasts are normaly repulsive and have extra large nipples.
Carl said he's wife has tits like hoovers!
Tits like hoovers by CCFD December 9, 2010

Hoovers the Rooster

Hoovers the Rooster = sucks the cock.
Boy: Dude, Hunter totally sucks the cock.

Mrs. Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Boy: I said, "Hunter hoovers the rooster."

Mrs. Teacher: Oh, um, sure.

hooversniffer

A girl that comes around and sniffs anything and leaves very little to nothing behind.
That bicycle seat is so little.

Yeah, looks like the hooversniffers got ahold of it!

hooverskank 

The skanky chick who you take home for a good rooting only to discover she is as diseased as a sewer rat. She then gives you hickeys all over your neck so severe that you are embarrassed to be seen out in public.
"Oh dude, what the fuck happened to your neck?"

"Yeah, I had a run in with old hooverskank. At least I didnt catch genital warts."
hooverskank by Slingshot86 June 4, 2005