Hood Monster

A girl that is extremely promiscuous. She knows she is and she uses sex to meet ends but is not a prostitute. She sluts herself around and usually ends up naked after a couple of beers.

"Dude, that girl in there giving that guy a lap dance is a slut!"
"I know, shes a Hood Monster!"

by Train505 May 19, 2010

hooded monster

A very large uncircumcised penis

“ I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”

by Johntheattack helicopter February 8, 2018

hooded cheese monster

Uncircumcised penis with smegma .

Dude whipped out his hooded cheese monster to make her vomit.

by Crowley June 28, 2017