Hond

Hond describes anyone who is rated as below 2/10 for physical attractiveness. They can also be described as a mess, stinky, generally ugly.

An example of a hond in the Cheltenham area is James Geagan...if you know James Geagan then you know a hond.

Ahhh mate she must be a 1/10 at best...definitely a hond

that hond has ruined my zuba

by Zuba123 May 1, 2011

Hond

Derived from a South African word for "dog". A very good experience or a very cool person.

Tonight was hond.
That guy was hond.

by Wolfieisaninja February 15, 2019

honding

The act of driving, building, racing, or hooking up a Honda. Preferably a civic.

Matt: Yo we playing halo tonight bro?!

Dave: Nah bro we going to DPA tonight, were gonna be honding! It's gonna be a hoot.

Matt: Iight man I'm there

by Siilence March 15, 2008

Honds

The mispronunciation of the word "Hands"
generally said by foreigners from Ireland.

Foreigner: Hey my honds are dirty
Me: your what?
Foreigner: my honds... their dirty..
Me: LOL.
Foreigner: what?
Me: what.
Foreigner: Why.
me: why?!
Foreigner: because..
me: why..
Foreigner: because!
me: what?
etc...

by What why because January 12, 2012

Laffe Hond

Usually a male person who is a coward, but in a pleasant way. The typical Laffe Hond enjoys being called one and is proud to be a coward. Other behavior typical to a Laffe Hond is to provoke agression and hide when it gets dangerous.

The word is of dutch origin and literally means Cowardly Dog.

I am such a Laffe Hond, when JH was sleeping in his tent I threw corn-plants at it until he went really mad, then i hid in the bushes.

- You seem to be proud of it!

by Laffe Hond July 1, 2010

Vuil hond

The act of defecating in bed and barking like a dog. Typically performed as foreplay to set a romantic mood.

Jane was not in the mood so Peter performed a vuil hond and her panties dropped.

by KarateKallie January 20, 2023