A sarcastic thing to say when a friend of yours (Jewish) says, "HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!". This only works if you are NOT Jewish.
Jewish Friend: HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS!!
You (Not Jewish): No. You don't get to say that. YOU ARE JEWISH! That would be like me saying "Holy Latkes!"
You (Not Jewish): No. You don't get to say that. YOU ARE JEWISH! That would be like me saying "Holy Latkes!"
by Bumsquafer February 5, 2008