Verb -- a term used to surreptitiously convey over a recorded phone line the need to have someone add funds to a prisoner's commissary account
"Yo, tell my moms she needs to hold me down so I can buy some Kools"
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the guys cant hold the girls down jus cuz we gurls
guys call gurls sluts when they do stuff wit guys but if they do sumtin wit a gurl they get called a PIMP that aint right
they cant hold us down
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antiquated, admonishment to hide marijuana from public view (as a lit joint).
northern california, 1980's
The teen passenger was taking a hit off a joint as they drove through an intersection. The driver yelled at him, "Hold Down!"
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1. To keep a fort from flying away when the fort has such a low density that it tends to float off.
2. To take care of a place while someone who is usually there is gone, such as a store or one's home.

When unsure as to which definition should be applied, it can help to judge the person's intelligence - morons usually mean #2. A less moronic term for #2 would be "to hold the fort".
Someone had to stay at the playground and hold down the fort while the anchor weights were being replaced.
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Taking care of the place you're at while others are gone.
As Sandy was leaving work, she said "hold down the fort" to Jill, who was now working alone.
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used when "holding down the fort" doesn't do because you are referring to food.
At dinner, Julia tells Tala she is going to the bathroom and asks her to hold down the fork
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