Horving 

The deadly combination of being horny and starving at the same time.

Dude, I haven’t gotten laid in like three weeks, and to top it off, I did not have anything for lunch. I am soooo Horving right now.

Horving by Cosmonauts January 9, 2018

Hofling 

The feeling you get when you knock someone out

“When I hit that person I felt proper hofling”

Hofling by Humly November 14, 2019

Hoffing 

To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.

Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?

Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.

Hoffing by Tyney August 4, 2009

hoving 

When someone pays too much attention to another person with the goal being to get boned. Somewhere between hovering over and stalking.

Did you see Dave hoving on Karen at the party last night? She should have either punched him in the balls or given him a BJ.

hoving by 0kje March 7, 2008

Hoving 

Hoving is an add-on for when you call someone an idiot.

You could say it nameless... like: You're such a hoving, but its more fun to call someone, for example someone called Arjan: You're such an Arjan hoving.

Hoving by KeesvDijk April 23, 2006

Höfingen

A small southern-west german village, that is hated by his sorounded neighbours but also loved. It depends where youre from.

Ah du bist aus Höfingen? (Ah, your from Höfingen?)

Bah... Du bist aus Höfingen! (Ewwww... Your from Höfingen!)

Höfingen by Höfinger (aka Julian) September 17, 2021

hoffing 

the act of being fly.

you look hoffing in that shirt.

hoffing by ladybugg1 November 4, 2009