by pockets June 22, 2003
When doing a chick doggy-style, just before you blow your load, spit onto her back. When she turns around to see your handiwork, pull out your cock and shoot it in her face while yelling "HOCUS POCUS" as loud as you can.
by Jack Squat January 27, 2005
by PaleWeirdo November 26, 2018
A stupid, ignorant, narcissistic, self centered, egotistical shithead who got voted in as the President of the United States of America
Donald Trump is the 45th Hocus Potus...
by @TruffleButter00 February 14, 2017
Hocus Pocus is a side-scrolling video game, released in 1994. It featured a young apprentice, who was sent off on a great adventure over 36 levels by the great wizard, Terexin. Terexin is a high-ranking official in the Council of Wizards, and his sprite was later reused for flash movies about the comedy character Fooruman. The game was highly popular, and is still considered one of the best games ever.
Hocus Pocus was walking around a castle, and blasted a flying devil. While jumping around collecting gems, a mushroom ran into him, and he took damage. Hocus collected a white potion, and blasted the mushroom with rapid-fire.
by Vintic aka Elliot June 25, 2006
Something that is lame, bogus, or just plain not right.
Hocus bogus is always a negitive term, so it can't be used to denote something that is productive for the user.
Hocus bogus is always a negitive term, so it can't be used to denote something that is productive for the user.
RIGHT
-Yo I gotta work tomorrow through Thursday
-Dude, that's hocus bogus
WRONG
-Hey I don't have to work and they are paying me anyway
-Dude, that's hocus bogus
-Yo I gotta work tomorrow through Thursday
-Dude, that's hocus bogus
WRONG
-Hey I don't have to work and they are paying me anyway
-Dude, that's hocus bogus
by Jimborooski June 20, 2008
by KrummyBear November 5, 2009