Hobkirk 

My Computer Science teacher, allways telling me to stop doing things.

Zach! Stop doing that to your computer!

Hobkirk by Zmantey April 2, 2003

habkirk 

A large group of eggs or people resembling eggs.

Oh, the recipe says I need a dozen Habkirk's .

habkirk by Ed McBain October 10, 2017

hokirk 

This is fagot and living trashcan that you can put your dick in and it won't complain

Look at that hokirk over there breathin and Shit

Can be used as a noun and a verb

hokirk by Credulous lizard October 9, 2017