Top Definition
Rage associated with the suffering of HoFIRe.

It can be inwardly or outwardly directed.

In some cases, it can be seen as another form of verbal affection towards the 'Hot Female' in question.
The severity of the rage often corresponds with the passion felt.
1/ Inwardly Directed HoFIRe Rage:
"I am such a f**king dick! Oh my god! I can't believe I just said/did/behaved like such a f**king retard in front of that girl! Now she thinks I am a complete F**kwit! Argh!"

2/ Outwardly Directed HoFIRe Rage:
Argh! YOu are so f**king hot you are driving me crazy! I walked into a f**king tree! What are you doing to my goddamn brain?!"

3/ HoFIRe Rage as a form of verbal affection:
"My GOD you are so amazingly hot I just want to tear your face off and fry it in butter with garlic and onions!"
or
"Your are so cute I wanna rip out your f**king voice-box and stuff it in your eye socket!"

(NOTE: HoFIRe Rage is not a threat against anyones personal safety. It is merely verbal. If you feel HoFIRe rage and it becomes physical and you end up wanting to actually harm another person, you more than likely have a mental health problem and need to seek help.)
by Wyldside27 April 26, 2011

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