Hitler: hello, would you like to go to a nice place?
Jewish kid: ok.
Hitler: then go with the nice man with the ss symbol on his shirt.
Jewish kid: :)
Britain: Yeah, douchebag!
Russia: Go kill yourself!
Hitler: Okay :( *Shoots himself*
Do you disagree with someone? Is it especially concerning political views? Hitler is the ever-convenient figure you can always compare them to! Hitler's Nazi regime murdered 6 million Jews, and was responsible for the deaths of over 50 million people in World War II, making him the ultimate embodiment of human evil. But don't let those heavy details keep you from comparing him to anyone you disagree with, no matter how blatantly ignorant of history and disrespectful of his victims it makes you look.
Think government health care is wrong? No problem! Compare its proponents to Hitler. Does drilling oil offshore and in Alaska get under your skin? Just play the good old Hitler card against the drilling supporters. Hell, the comparison even works with rival sports teams you don’t like.
Photos of people you don't like or agree with can easily be "Hitlerized" with the simple addition of a small mustache and swept bangs on the forehead.
Guy 2:"i know . if he was still around, id shave off his stupid mustche and dip him in hot oil and stuff ..."
Guy 1: "......... okay ..."
I iz HITLER
COMING TO GET YA
Torture or death
UNLESS you like jews
And if you are a jew
IM COMIN TO GET YOU
I'm like mussolini but stranger
When you mess with me your in danger
I'm gonna shove you ina gas chamber
part 2 coming soon!
AYEEEEEEE! zank you!
Yo This is rap no2 incase ya cant count
if your still confuzed i will gas you out
my name is mc hitler the dreaded dictator
but no longer do i persicute jews
I'm out ta get me some NOOBS
I'm gonna lure them in with my low post number
I may get knocked down but i'll get up like chumbawumba
With fists like thunder
i'll be draggin' noobs under
And dont you worry i'll make no blunders
I'm gonna harvest the noobs
liquidate them, shove them in tubes
and for years to come
they'll be used as lubes