History nerd

An annoying dude who yells out historically inaccurate and throw a pissy fit over some shit on historical fiction and these are the same dudes who would get bullied because of how annoying they are.

Jake: hey dude wanna play some battlefield v or wanna watch the kings man.

Daniel: sure dude I’m in.

History nerd: umm actually those are historically inaccurate so please try something that is historically accurate.

Jake: hey history nerd stfu or we will shove those $1 glasses up your ass and make the paramedics come for you with a black eye.

History nerd by The cheek freak from Mars July 16, 2022

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History Nerd

Whenever Nomes starts talking about her favorite topic, that's when you know you are talking to a history nerd.

Nomes: I would pick Cecily of York
as the other 3 strong woman are already well covered

Other: Maybe Catherine? Edwards girl?
She's right near the end of it all, could be told from a "My families tales: pov

Nomes: no, she's quite dull
tale-end stuff

Other: YOu are such a history Nerd

History Nerd by SylChaffe September 11, 2011

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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