Hibervirgin 

A person who never leaves his house, and never gets "teh sex"

Dave Cummins is a Hibervirgin

Hibervirgin by gibletto December 1, 2010

hypervirgin 

Somebody who is a virgin, not only in the sense that they haven’t had any form of sex, but that they also more than likely have never made it past first base with a significant other.

Person 1: Smash or pass Emily?
Person 2: Pass, I’ve heard she’s a hypervirgin.
Person 1: Damn.

hypervirgin by gobbsie December 9, 2018

hypervirginism 

when you only fuck virgins

jane, i diagnose you with hypervirginism

hypervirginism by aitam May 19, 2024