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Hesburgh challenge 

A University of Notre Dame tradition where you run up to the 13th floor of the Hesburgh library, stopping on each floor to drink a beer (thus, by the time you reach the 13th floor you have had 13 beers) and go into Father Hesburgh's office and shake his hand.
After doing the Hesburgh challenge, Billy had the worst hangover of his life.
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Hesburgerking 

(noun) used to describe drug dealers in the dark web in Scandinavian countries, notably Finland. 'Hesburgerking' is a combination of known hamburger restaurants Hesburger and Burgerking.

**At police interview**

Police: Where did you order the drugs?
Suspect: I think I got them from Hesburgerking.
Police: Who is Hesburgerking?
Suspect: I don't know.

(book) A controversial Finnish 2021 non/fiction true crime book (ISBN: 978-952-7438-00-8 ) written by Sofia Belorf.
Set in the international criminal world from the 1970's to 2019. The book centers around a Finnish international drug criminal identified only as X and his connections to the biggest Finnish drug dealer in the dark web known only as Hesburgerking.
The police could only establish that somebody known as Hesburgerking advertised cocaine on the dark web.

This is some excellent coke man, it must be from Hesburgerking?
Hesburgerking by jassuran June 18, 2023

heyburgh 

this is the hey bro's, the heyburghs are those who commonly eat hay but spelt hey and eat that hey with their bros which is why the name is heyburgh
Heyburgh 1: "Hey Bro, Wanna go eat some hay?"
Heyburgh 2: "Oh Hey Bro, only if it's your hay, bro"
heyburgh by interyournan123 December 10, 2020

hesburger 

A restaurant in Finland and Estonia where you can eat burger meals and stuff just like in McDonald’s. You can eat even onion rings and stuff, it’s bussin.
Hey bro should we eat at Hesburger?

Hell yeah let’s go!
hesburger by micotine August 30, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026