Skip to main content

Hemorrhoid

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.
Hemorrhoid by Phuqit November 22, 2011
Related Words

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?
The name of an absolute unit. Very smart, amusing, and charming. If you have a friend named Hemosoo, keep him away from your girlfriend.
Oh, you're talking about Hemosoo? Yeah, I always keep my girlfriend away from him.
Hemosoo by aquafrr April 24, 2021

hemotept 

That guys being a real hemotept.
hemotept by swagneto12354 October 3, 2016

Hemorrhoid

Swollen veins in or outside the anus
that dude is a hemorrhoid
Hemorrhoid by dhar woman July 7, 2022

hemmosexual 

a sexual orientation where you are only attracted to luke hemmings.
Person: Dud michael totally likes you
Me: Sorry i'm a hemmosexual
hemmosexual by thelinzz June 22, 2014