Top Definition
an evil creature that constantly requests that others donate blood.
“The Red Cross called.”
“Those hemogoblins!!! I gave blood yesterday!”
by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013
a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.
Janice: awww man my stomach kills
Rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to shit it out
by damianklisz October 20, 2010

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