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mr. hemmrick 

A big butthole, very rude, ugly, teacher. Has been married to women but we all know he's gay (even though he has a wife). Wears yoga pants to school. Yells at you for no good reason. Very forgetful. Hates everyone. And everyone hates him. His favorite super hero is Mighty Mouse! Huge dork, and very feminine.

Other Used Names:
Mr. Hemmdick
Mr. Hemmroid

Etc.
Mr. Hemmrick sent me to the office for asking a question.

Mr. Hemmrick yelled " what do you want " when I raised my hand.
Mr. Hemmrick is such a girl.
Nobody likes Mr. Hemmrick.
mr. hemmrick by izzyyoyo5623 May 14, 2015
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helmickalick 

to be or become a champ
Nick Jurek is the total opposite of helmickalick.
helmickalick by Jim Helmicki January 20, 2009
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(n.) Model Ring Rat. just a cool guy
Helmick kicks ass
helmick by lsadfja;ls jf March 22, 2003
1. To completely screw someone over in a business deal.

2. To make great promises to a customer and then deliver subpar work.

3. To pretend to be faithful to your spouse and then cheat on her mulitple times.
"Rod, you were supposed to split the retail profits with me 50-50! Don't Helmick me!"

"Rod, why are you charging me for this consultant work that was entirely lousy? Are you trying to Helmick me?!"

"Rod, are you really doing your marriage any good by having sex with hookers in New York, while your wife is home taking care of the kids? You shouldn't Helmick her!"
Helmick by Retail Manager May 22, 2009
Anth: Sthu before I smack the hella out of you with me hemlick! Don: Wtf is a hemlick?? Anth: Its this! *Smack*
Hemlick by Donald Fry August 21, 2008
A German that converts their ways to align with that of a Muslim in the wake of mass Muslim immigration to Germany.
Check out that Hemmik, they're enjoying fucking that goat a little TOO much.
The cause of guggling , something funny and nonsensical at the same time
“The helmick is making me guggle so hard
Helmick by Doidledee December 12, 2025