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The cardiac equivalent of a penile erection. This is often caused by an overabundance of love felt which resulted from an emotional stimuli, rather than a physical stimuli which is often the case with a penile erection.

In other words, your girl (or boy) does something so cute/thoughtful that you feel a surge of swoonfulness, often causing a rush of blood to your chest and an overall feeling of being wooed.



My girlfriend gave me a hockey t-shirt today which gave me such a heart boner.
by LawSchoolNerd October 08, 2008
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What happens when you dig someone, and it's more than just a physical attraction, it's a boner of the heart.
When J. wrote about how she was ready to fall in love, B. said he got a heartboner because, well, they kinda dig each other.
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To be overly joyed and extremely excited...in the chest.
Chi: I just saw the dark knight.

Aadhie: so?

Chi: I...I..I got a Heart-boner!

Aadhie: What the crazy?...What did you get?

Chi: a HEEEAAARTT-BOOOONNEERRR!

Aadhie: dontuuchmee!
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The fluttery feeling you get in your chest when someone says something that makes you just wanna fuck em
"I love you" is an example of something that may resent in an instant heart boner
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