Hawley
The milky residue left on your upper lip after sucking the Santorum from the anus of your wife after she cuckolds with a racist politician.
Hawley by captainsubtext January 6, 2021
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hawley
1. Jeff really did hawley that last stock deal.
2. Our schedule is completely hawley'd and we're never going to finish on time.
2. Our schedule is completely hawley'd and we're never going to finish on time.
Hawley
Verb:
1) to zone in on a target whenever they express a desire to purchase merchandise
2) to zone in on a minor when they're being horny, with the intent of chastising them.
Note:
3*) hawlied: the past tense of the action of spending your money on merchandise
1) to zone in on a target whenever they express a desire to purchase merchandise
2) to zone in on a minor when they're being horny, with the intent of chastising them.
Note:
3*) hawlied: the past tense of the action of spending your money on merchandise
Person 1: Oh man, I want to buy some mer--
Person 2: Shut up! What if someone Hawleys? You don't have the money for it, fam.
Person 1: Oh god, I might be 16 but I want to b--
Person 2: Stop it, we can't have someone Hawleying in
Person 1: Dude, I hawlied so hard last week on EnStars so i'm broke as FUCK now
Person 2: Shut up! What if someone Hawleys? You don't have the money for it, fam.
Person 1: Oh god, I might be 16 but I want to b--
Person 2: Stop it, we can't have someone Hawleying in
Person 1: Dude, I hawlied so hard last week on EnStars so i'm broke as FUCK now
Hawley by citrusempire March 12, 2019
hawley
You know that thing that happens where you burp and a teeny bit of vomit comes up, and the back of your throat burns from the bile? From 6th Jan, 2021, that condition is known as a hawley.
Credit: ACAB from Newsweek comments forum
Credit: ACAB from Newsweek comments forum
Dick: "graaah!"
Johnson:"What's wrong dude?"
Dick:"I've got a hawley. Must be that tuna taco I had this morning."
Johnson:"What's wrong dude?"
Dick:"I've got a hawley. Must be that tuna taco I had this morning."
hawley by Pangalactic Gargleblaster January 13, 2021
Hawley
a lack of courage
Adjective. cowardly, pusillanimous, craven, dastardly mean having or showing a lack of courage. hawley implies a weak or ignoble lack of courage. a cowardly failure to stand up for principle pusillanimous suggests a contemptible lack of courage.
Adjective. cowardly, pusillanimous, craven, dastardly mean having or showing a lack of courage. hawley implies a weak or ignoble lack of courage. a cowardly failure to stand up for principle pusillanimous suggests a contemptible lack of courage.
Hawley by PissedOffBoomerWoman July 21, 2022