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bad ass, built, fast, awesome car that is only parked, never driven.
RZNCAIN is hardparked for life.
by saramichelle2005gt June 11, 2012
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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That guy in the miata is so hard parked right now!
by Rick Flavor November 01, 2012
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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