The act of parking a vehicle across two parking places to assert dominance and avoid door dings. Whether the vehicle is backed in or pulled in is irrelevant. Typically the act of hard parking is done by backing the car into the spots diagonally.
Look at Troy hard parking the his piece of sh*! Honda, what a chach-bag.
by Navidad1776 December 16, 2020
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A discreet, secret location for sexual play and activity known only by a few select participants.
Meet me at hard park in 20 minutes.

I'll be there.
by Eaton Holgoode November 11, 2015
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Coined by at least by the Honda-Tech mob describing cars that have all the "race"/track mods known to man and beast only to be parked up or never raced.
Benen tow hooks, lowered some much you scrape EVERYTHING, therefore things that are race used but all the car does is "hard parking"
by mr_ben April 3, 2007
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Parking very hard to show off.
IE: Show cars, showing off at car meets, taking pictures while parked.
Stop hard parking your car, take it out to the tracks.
by nrgonline October 31, 2005
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That guy in the miata is so hard parked right now!
by Rick Flavor November 2, 2012
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All of these other definitions are wrong.

Hard parking is when you flex at a car show so hard, that it makes other cars seem weak, or soft. It means your car is well respected enough (for any genre of car enthusiast: classic/modern domestic, JDM, euro, bagged, VIP, donks, slabs ) that the event coordinators usually let you park in the premier spots, usually parked on sidewalks or other areas that are like BLAM. HARD PARKED.

Lots of street cars typically with clout can park almost anywhere and appear to be hard parked. Sometimes you gotta hittem with the angle too.
Yo let's check out that hard parked Evo over there
by Boulderc30 January 30, 2021
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