This master-class level sex technique comprised of a hand-job and simultaneous mouth vacuum of a mans grundle.
Kasey gave me a vicious "Hansel and Grundle" last night and drained every drop of sap out of my sack, she is a keeper!
by wild chewbacca November 23, 2011
"Yeah man, my girlfriend hansel and gretaled me all day so she could have something sweet without any calories"
by huibgsduifv February 26, 2016
I think I left my bra at your house? Don't put it in your daughter's drawer! Why do I keep hansel and gretelling you?
by odie74 September 20, 2016
A truly wonderful delicacy served all across the black market. Originally developed as a dish in South Sudan, Hansel Croache has developed into something truly unique, containing the nations own grown natural ingredients and bred livestock. There are some secret ingredients that are known by only a select few from around the globe - these secret ingredients give Hansel Croache its unique flavour known by so many.
"Is that Hansel Croache? Gimme it!"
by Rachel nok November 23, 2021
When you are innocently walking to a table with a tray of yummy newbuild food and a ladder throws itself down in your path causing you to trip and throw all your yummy newbuild food on the carpet of a newly built cruise ship without causing any bodily harm to yourself
by Resting ladders March 20, 2021
by WarrenGold August 30, 2018
Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.
by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018