1 definition by S man Welder
What every unemployed guy who owns a hammer, screw driver, wrench, some JB weld and refuses to get an actual job calls themselves. A master of no actual trade, however their basic understanding of playing with stolen tools has given them some over inflated sense of self worth as they try to scam the government for unemployment and disabilty checks they think are owed to them. Usually they live for free in their parents basement or crawl space.
"My door came off its hinges and the muffler to my car has a hole in it, what do I do?" "Call that handyman, Forest, who lives in that storage unit across town. I hears he has a hammer and different sized nails for the door and some JB weld and empty cans of Miller to fix the exhaust."
by S man Welder October 23, 2022