This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.
Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!
by shitdood November 29, 2007
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a handi is when a man cums all in a womens nose, and when she sneezes it looks like an avalanche of mt. everest. normally the girls nose is clogged for days afterwards, and when she has the sniffles the man thinks about how he's gonna do it again right after her nose clears up.
Don't give me another handi because my doctor said my nose cavities are unhealthy from cum overdose.
by Andi Heather May 21, 2008
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just like a ham sandwhich but more flabby
Mr.conaghan wants to lick haileys big handy
by handy lovers November 17, 2007
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To be good with a gun: a sharpshooter, for instance, could be classified as handy
Curley, a character from Of Mice and Men, was defined as handy due to his natural ability to shoot a gun well
by SWFC August 10, 2006
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handy means when someone is acting handicaped
by Jason March 13, 2005
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handy
by GOD October 17, 2003
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An English slang expression meaning that something will be useful at some time in the future. It is an expression used by hoarders to justify the retention of all sorts of useless junk.
by AKACroatalin February 1, 2016
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