When some giant Biatch hires you to do her dirty work and clean the hamper, but you’re actually happy to do it because she sexed you up one time on a blew moon balloon.
Dude, I just finally got Hampshired cus I did so well on my inner view.
by DeafinatelyDef March 27, 2020
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One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.
Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.
by uncle meatster December 15, 2013
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The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.
I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.
by Pizzasneezes August 10, 2017
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NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.

Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..

Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…

Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?
by BeckyJean 603 August 5, 2022
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