2 definitions by BeckyJean 603

New England Dunkin’ Run

A siren’s call to specific action. A distant whisper song that one can hear on a typical fog mist morning drive, traveling through twisty and mangle-branched woods of New England— calling you to Dunkin for coffee.

It wasn’t a typical need for coffee this morning. I had the full experience of a New England Dunkin’ Run. I felt that intoxicating lure to the glowing Dunkin’ sign peaking through the grey and pulling us to the black nectar; an elixir of sweetness and cream, welcoming but disguising the sensual bitter bite of darkness. A potion that provides all New England life energy. We wait in single-file until finally we are able to procure the cure to Mondays; holding that power in our own hands. Our pulses quicken as we accept the gift despite the cost. Euphoria washes over us as we sip mana. Our senses become sharp. Our eyes and minds focus. We are on fire. We are wicked prepared and our work days begin.

by BeckyJean 603 August 5, 2022

New Hampshire Primary Erection

NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.

Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.

Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..

Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…

Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?

by BeckyJean 603 August 5, 2022