4 definitions by DeafinatelyDef

advangoregous

When one plays catcher for the opposing posing team and since the batter is so dope, you let him slip his bat out of his own hands and force the tip of it to indent you in the middle of the crossing hanging inn the middle of your chest.

When that dude advangoregous and shit, that shit was sooo cool.

by DeafinatelyDef March 27, 2020

hampshired

When some giant Biatch hires you to do her dirty work and clean the hamper, but you’re actually happy to do it because she sexed you up one time on a blew moon balloon.

Dude, I just finally got Hampshired cus I did so well on my inner view.

by DeafinatelyDef March 27, 2020

timmysurprised

Immediately after molesting a dead goat, one forces their flaccid staff and ball sack into a freshly slit gap on the neck of the dead goat.

My boy Bob timmysurprised half the farm last night.

by DeafinatelyDef March 23, 2020

mattysurprised

The opposite od timmysurprised, by one digit.

Kewl mattysurprised them all. Not.

by DeafinatelyDef March 25, 2020