Definitions by DeafinatelyDef

mattysurprised 

The opposite od timmysurprised, by one digit.

Kewl mattysurprised them all. Not.

mattysurprised by DeafinatelyDef March 27, 2020

hampshired 

When some giant Biatch hires you to do her dirty work and clean the hamper, but you’re actually happy to do it because she sexed you up one time on a blew moon balloon.

Dude, I just finally got Hampshired cus I did so well on my inner view.

hampshired by DeafinatelyDef March 27, 2020

advangoregous 

When one plays catcher for the opposing posing team and since the batter is so dope, you let him slip his bat out of his own hands and force the tip of it to indent you in the middle of the crossing hanging inn the middle of your chest.

When that dude advangoregous and shit, that shit was sooo cool.

advangoregous by DeafinatelyDef March 27, 2020

timmysurprised 

Immediately after molesting a dead goat, one forces their flaccid staff and ball sack into a freshly slit gap on the neck of the dead goat.

My boy Bob timmysurprised half the farm last night.

timmysurprised by DeafinatelyDef March 23, 2020