19 definitions by uncle meatster

fescue

Ear hair

He has fescue growing out of his ears

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

astroshot

When you take a shot at picking up a hot chick but your buddies know there's know chance in this universe

Johnny's going for an astroshot

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

dukenit

The act of driving like the dukes of hazard

That crazy bastard it dukenit down the highway

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

sterilizer

One who douches everything

Yo, don't be the conversation sterilizer

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

organ carpenter

One who makes wooden penis'

That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

swizzle meister

One who sticks his dick in anything that moves

Johnny is a swizzle Meister. He'll fuck anything

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

swine hopper

One who enjoys having sex with fat chicks.

Yo, johnny is a swine hopper.
He never goes after the thin ones

by uncle meatster December 8, 2013